Our Wild Atlantic Way trip, 26-5-22 to 7(8)-6-22

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A 'little?' blog of the trip my brother in law, Stuart Brand and myself, did around Ireland, with the trials and tribulations of running a near 30 year old bike.

Our outbound journey was generally uneventful, check-in time for the ferry started to get critical after the mile upon mile of 30 - 35mph queues of traffic that seemed to haunt the A77 that day from Ayr down to Girvan. After check-in and security (for some reason I was subjected to a full body search by a bloke when Stuart had a casual glance from the female officer and waved through!) I had hardly pulled up in the assembly area, when the motorcyclists, ourselves and two others were waved through to board. Bike's all strapped down and up the stairs to the forward lounge.

The usual drinking/eating/wandering that tends to take up most of the 2 hour crossing then ensued. We caught up with the other two guys on bikes after lunch, they hailed from Carlisle area and intended to blatt down to Cork and start to follow the WAW in a Northerly route. After a chat and them realising that there was a good day's ride at motorway speeds down to Cork. They decided to match our selves by heading for Donegal and working their way South. They were camping, on spec. it seems, I was able to advise them of the camp site at the Benone complex having used it on numerous occasions over the years, after that they were on their own. They were intending to use the ferry at McGilligan point to cross to ROI, we heard later, it only runs on a Saturday & Sunday now, hard luck guys!

Stuart and I planned our daily routes out back in February, There is a lot of info on all the 'must see points' along the route, but very little on the route its self. Anyway, we opted to follow the most nearest to the coast roads, all the way down the length of Ireland. It was obvious on the first day that its well-recognised as a tourist attraction with the 'WW (s) or WW (N)' sign symbols being evident. We flowed our own route though, because if there were no recognised WAW viewing points in the area, then the road signage directed you to the most direct route. In our eye's that wasn't following the WAW, so we carried on. With hundreds of viewing points on the WAW, we picked and chose which ones we stopped for. They became so repetitive unfortunately that one beach or glen looked pretty much like another.

One thing that became evident early on, was the conditions of the roads in the ROI, they were amazing! Compared to what we generally have in the UK once you deviate from the well-worn routes (not that many of them are still decent) and the road shoulders are all crumbling away and countless potholes, in the ROI even the single track roads with 20-40% of the centre of the track all green grass, there are still no potholes and the road shoulders are as good as when they were set. However, it was noticeable as the days went by and the further South we went, some short areas of greater wear and tear did become apparent, namely the southern end of Galway and the more Northern area of Kerry. Remember this was all related to mostly single track roads, not what we might term a C or B class road.

Generalities: - There is a lot of investment been poured into ROI, which matches the feedback that's been relayed to the UK of the European investment over the past 3 decades. From North to South, on all the remoter parts of the country, there has been a flurry of feverish building. Each plot being about ¼ - 1/3 acre with a single dwelling ranging, it would seem from 3 to 6 bedrooms with one to three garage facilities. However any sign of life in the majority of them is non-existent. We noticed, on our first Sat/Sun, how big an increase there was in traffic on the single track roads and assumed that it was due to most of them being holiday/second homes for folk that worked in the more populated areas. We were discussing it one evening with our host at a hostel we were booked into (The Lookout, highly recommend, they offered a free taxi service to the local town for a meal or drink, whatever you may wish, just call when you wish to be picked up again.) her and her partner are German nationals that've been in ROI for around 8 years. From what she related, most of the empty properties are all now owned by the banks/financial institutions. When the Banking crisis erupted a few years back, most people were left high and dry with no chance of raising capital to continue to finance their properties and therefore ended up having to relinquish their keys to the banks. Hence why the biggest proportion of them all are just sitting empty.

I have to admit, I didn't get as much as a twitch from the bike for the first 10 days. I did manage to drop it twice! though. Once when I missed the pile of gravel I was sitting on at a T junction on a single track, went to pull away and as I laid it over to the right, whoosh and I was sitting on the offside bump stop. Of course, I had an audience of 3 vehicles arrived from nowhere watching, as we wrestled it back upright, disengaged the gear and wheeled it to the side. Second time was just a lack of leg length or to slow in shuffling far enough across the saddle. I was doing a U turn in the road to re trace our track back to a missed turning. The road plus the pavement width of about 600mm seemed doable. Road empty, haul it over a wee squirt to rise the pavement kerb, however, the back wheel didn't rise the kerb, dragged in the gutter bringing the bike further over and leaving me 4 inches short on touching the ground, more than enough to take it past the point of no return. I must congratulate the Irish though, both the car that was now alongside me heading the way I had originally been going and the works van immediately behind it were both stopped, doors flung open and the drivers grabbing for whatever they could find to help return the bike upright again. I had to ask them to take a second while I got my left leg over to the downed side of the bike. Front wheel still on the pavement near the kerb, back wheel still in the gutter. I knew I had to get it in neutral in order to get both wheels back on the road again or I'd be stranded with an up righted bike that would then have the saddle way higher than normal to get a leg over, side stand on the far side with no chance of trying to get it down, anyway with some grunts and groans my budding assistants seemed to back off a tad more till I got the front wheel back into the gutter too, re mount and steady everything to allow my traffic jam to disperse with many platitudes of thanks to my able assistants they re-joined their own vehicles and the traffic flowed past again. It seemed like an eon till I had enough of a gap to pull out and return to the junction I should have taken. Which, surprisingly was a tight U turn, up a 40° incline to the right, daunting after what I'd just survived, but executed like a pro with teeth gritted tight together!

On the 11th day, I pulled up at a narrow road junction to be engulfed in a cloud of steam 'sugar' said I, or a similar expletive. (A wee explanation, single track was exactly that with passing places, a wide track was one where a car and a bike could pass without the need of a passing place, a narrow road was like a track and a half, where two cars could pass with both having their nearside wheels half on the road half on the grass.) Anyway, Stuart arrives and I point out the steam from mine, he said he'd noticed it for the previous few bends. We wheeled it to the road side to allow it to start cooling down. While we waited, a 74 year old Irish gent, by the name of Tony, pulled up in his car to see if he might render any assistance. We got some of his recent life story and he insisted I took a scribbled note of his phone number, to give him a call if he could be of assistance as he only lived a short distance away. I had to smile as he drove off, he had a sticker on the back of his car which said, 'Jesus Saves, Mosses Invests'.

Anyway, on with the cooling saga, the expansion tank was still fine for level. Hmm, I knew they had a radiator cooling van operated from a thermostat in the radiator, these have been susceptible to failure from what I'd read. OK we harvested a bit of non-essential wire, got the fan running permanently with the ignition on and by the time we were ready to set off it was back down to a low normal on the gauge. Reasoning behind a possible fan issue being that we were lucky to be hitting 50kph most of the time, it was much warmer being as we were roughly level with London so thought a failure of the cooling fan giving added assistance may be the cause as the expansion tank level looked healthy. OK, we set off again, temp started to rise again, any downhill sections I'd drop it into neutral and let it freewheel, temp would start dropping again. So we coaxed it on for a few miles till it started to touch the red band again, time for another halt and re-evaluate. Again, thoughts migrate now to a possible stuck closed thermostat. Ok we're back in another lay-by, start stripping off the Tupperware to gain access to the thermostat housing. On an ST, you have to work from the bottom up, as each removed panel section then reveals more hidden fixings. Off course the stat housing is at the top of the radiator just below the screen level. Anyway, using Stuart's contortion-ate hands, wrists and arms we succeed in revealing the stat housing right beside the rad pressure cap. It had cooled down sufficiently that we decided to 'breenge' in and split the housing, only 2 x M6 bolts, we succeeded, what was more disturbing was the lack of any coolant seeping from the joint. Split it fully, no coolant. Removed the rad cap and a green deposit of antifreeze colour like the expansion tank colour was evident, but 'nae watter'! The expansion tank still had its full quota of water so obviously a blockage of some form, somewhere in the system was stopping it being of any use at all. Onwards as they say, the thermostat went in the top box. A 500ml bottle of water that I carry was then emptied into the radiator we rebuilt the Tupperware with the exception of the top and leg area inset section which got strapped to the back of the bike, this left us easy access to the rad cap and adding more water as may be necessary. During this time another concerned Irishman in a 4x4 had pulled in to see if he could render assistance, we thanked him profusely for his concern but assured him we were hopeful that finding a source of more water in the next few miles, may be our only need. He left in one direction as did we in the opposite direction. Again, fluctuating downhill freewheeling allowing small reductions in temperature and trying not to generate to much heat with higher revs we swallowed up a few more miles. We decided by this time to deviate from our planned route and just try to make it to that evenings B&B. I spotted an antique'y type place still open, pulled over in the hope they may be kind enough to fill my empty 500ml water bottle. They explained that the don't have plumbed water on the premises but so long as it was not for drinking, the proprietor would fill the bottle from a large container he had in the back of the shop. He dully reappeared with a 'cloudy' substance in the bottle. The next time the temp started to stay near the red, we again stopped, let it cool and added the next 50ml worth. This eventually got us to a town with a convenience store where Stuart duly purchased a 2 litre bottle of water. While we were awaiting it cooling down, who appears at the same store, but Tony! Calling in for his Sunday papers which he agreed, kept him going all week with all the various supplements they contained. We updated him on our current state and advised him, we were hopeful, with added water, we would be able to continue our journey. He bade us farewell again, and once it had cooled down sufficiently, in went a further 1L of water. From then on, it never left the low normal indicated range that it's generally sat at since I got the bike.

Stuart had kept in touch with that evening's B&B, keeping them appraised of our bike problem and enquiring as to whether there was any eatery's in the area we might get to. The B&B Castle View, was on an island with a raised causeway offering unimpeded access no matter what the tide was, it certainly did have a view of a local castle that was under restoration. Again our hostess surpassed herself, providing, tea, scones, some ham, tomato's and cheese for our evening meal, just what we needed!

Day 12, the following day, was to see us complete the WAW within about an hour of our day's journey, then followed, another 230+ miles, to Cork, onto Dublin and North just into Northern Ireland for our last and 13th days hop of 75 miles up to Larne for the midday ferry. All we needed was some luck from the cooling system. Most of the riding speeds were going to be on motorways, fast continuous riding, .... would it stand the pace, only time would tell?

We arose the next day, to start our journey for the ferry. Checked the radiator water level, it was about an inch down from the cap level, looked good, added a dribble, just for luck, and off we went. Again, it came up to the low normal and sat there. A mix of slow roads and motorways as we made our way towards Belfast and beyond to head up to the P&O Larne Ferry. First indication I had was a reluctance for the bike to restart on the button having stalled it at a junction at one point, a second attempt and it fired and we're on the road again. I was too busy concentrating on the temp gauge, I hadn't noticed that the voltage meter wasn't showing its normal charging voltage. I came to a halt at a set of traffic lights on a major roundabout, Stuart had got through, but I wasn't worried as we were now following the signs for Larne and I would easily catch him up again. Then, it stalled, again, an extremely weak response to the starter button, volt meter down to around 6-7 volts, not looking good. I pushed it onto a wide paved area in the centre of the roundabout, called Stuart on his head set and explained the predicament. He was going to spin around and come back to find me.

Since we did the NC500 a few tears ago, which I set off on with a weak battery, I've always carried a couple of lengths of wire with a crock clip on one end and a fork terminal on the other. Never needed them on that trip.
When Stuart arrived beside me on the roundabout, he proceeded to strip his seats etc. to gain access to his battery while I stripped of my seat and side panel to get access to mine. The wire I'd used for the radiator stat bypass, was one of the lengths of the jump set. By now, fairly certain that the fan running constantly was no longer a requirement, I de frigged that and re assembled as a jump lead. Wired the fork ends direct to my battery, Stewart clipped the crock leads to his and froom! Up and running again, however the very low voltage reading after we disconnected Stuart's battery, didn't bestow a lot of confidence. Time would tell, indeed it did. But before that, having re-assembled both bikes, sitting awaiting a break in the traffic that we could slip out into, I pulled in the clutch to nudge it into gear, STALLED! I'D LEFT THE FRIGGING SIDE STAND DOWN!!! Anyway, as the crock clips were clipped to insulation on either side of my rear seat, it was only Stuarts bike that needed re-stripping for another Jump start which is what we did, certain the side stand was fully up and not going to be an issue again, we pulled out into the traffic flow to continue our journey. We managed to within 25 miles of Larne Ferry terminal, when exiting a roundabout, indicated and the bike ignition stuttered every flash of the indicator. 50 yards off the roundabout at 10:30am, I'm sitting on the hard shoulder going nowhere. We decided there was nothing else we could do, Stuart would continue for the midday ferry check in at 11:00am and head for home near Preston, I would call in my breakdown recovery to get me home.

Maybe this should start another chapter!   It's likely to take as long to relate as it has so far.

My call to the RAC breakdown number (as I thought it was, noted in my phone) came back with what seemed to be an automated long list of options that I just wasn't hearing with my hearing aids and the continuous passing traffic noise. I phoned my wife Jane, to ask if she could try the number and determine what was being said. While waiting I again checked the phone number, the break down and the claims numbers start with the same digits, I'd scribbled down the claims number instead of the breakdown, which made sense as to what type of claim I may wish to report. Dialled the correct number, gave my reg number, confirmed my name, DOB and address, explained what I thought my issue was and that I would likely need recovered back to my home in Scotland. There started a range of events that got steadily worse.

     Time    RAC advised via txt
     1045    We'll now find a local patrol to help you. We'll send regular updates by text, so      you don't have to call us.
     1135    We're sending one of our trusted partners to rescue you. Will be in touch shortly    with the details.


I then had a call from their 'trusted partner', enquiring as to what the problem was. I related the same info I'd already advised to the RAC originally. The trusted partner reckoned they could fit a new battery and I'd be on my way! I tried to explain that I was no longer getting any charging to the battery therefore it would be on total loss and I was sceptical as to whether I would even reach the ferry port, 25 miles away, never mind the times you had to start and stop the engine as your went through check-in, security & boarding and similar on disembarkation, with a further 100 miles to travel home.

     1235    Sorry if you're still waiting. It's very busy but one of our trusted partners will be     with you as soon as possible.

At about 1305, a recovery truck drove past me and carried on up the road. 30 seconds later I get a phone call:- "Hi this is the recovery service, are you on a motorbike just along from the Cross Hotel?" Me:- "Yes, I answered, on the A8 about 25 miles away from Larne." Recovery driver:- "I was told you were outside an hotel in Larne, I've just driven past you" Me:- "In a yellow drop tail truck?" Recovery driver:- "Yes, I'll swing around and come back to you!"

Anyway, I'd already got the bike stripped down to give them access to the battery etc. When the driver pulled up and came back to ask as to what the issue was, I told him what his office had advised as to the likely course of event that would follow their arrival. the driver looked at me with a surprised look, 'I wouldn't know where to start said he, I'm here to get you to the ferry terminal.

So while he readied the truck for loading me, including a fancy little front wheel grabber unit on a bogey to winch the whole bike up onto the platform. I put the bike back together again, decanted my bags and fairing section that were normally stowed on the pillion seat, into his cab, and then assisted as he winched the bike onto the truck.
When we were underway, the driver advised that he knew, Stena Line, no longer allowed any 'push on's' to board their ferries but he wasn't aware what P&O's set up was, as he'd never delivered a vehicle to them. The driver asked if the bike still run ok? I said yes, but not with a dead battery.
Apparently Stena Line now provide the use of a battery booster pack, attached to the vehicle battery, to enable it to be driven on and off of the ferry. We would have to see if P&O had a similar facility.

We arrived at P&O's terminal at about 1410, a ferry was sitting in the port, which turned out to be the 1600 departure for Cairnryan. We entered the passenger terminal and approached the reception desk. I explained what our predicament was and asked if they had any facility for getting me and my bike on and off the ferry. The driver offered his knowledge of how Stena Line operate such a situation with a booster set. I must admit, P&O were exceptional in pulling out all the stops. After a few internal phone calls, they produced a Day Pass for the recovery driver and his vehicle, which gave him access to drive onto the ferry, unload me, and return to shore again. They produced a rescheduled boarding ticket for me from my original mid-day departure booking. By 1515, I was on-board, the bike strapped to the deck and awaiting our 1600 departure time.
One slight delay was caused because they couldn't get the RAC to guarantee that they would have a recovery truck available to meet the ferry at Cairnryan when it docked at 1800. I said I was quite happy to freewheel the bike down the ramp at Cairnryan to free up the ferry deck and save me another round trip to Larne and back!

From when we docked at Cairnryan, I was on the phone to the RAC to find out when the recovery truck was going to appear. That's when the first bomb shell hit. They advised me that my current insurance only covered breakdown cover, no recovery facility. If I wanted to be recovered I would have to pay for it myself,     OK, I said go ahead but it needs to happen now! As I have to be disembarked from the ferry. Can I give you my card number for the payment? They replied no, someone will contact you to take the details.
 After a further two phone calls I finally got to someone that took my card details.

     1834    We'll now find a local patrol to help you. We'll send regular updates by txt.

At about 1915 that evening, still no sign of any recovery truck, I got off before they started loading the outgoing wagons! As the deck hands advised, there was NO way they could allow me to freewheel down as the wagons were being loaded as the whole ramp area bounced up and down continuously. I parked up as directed on the quayside and was given a lift over to the passenger terminal.

     1919    We're sending one of our trusted partners to rescue you. Will be in touch shortly with the details.
     2019    Sorry if you're still waiting. It's very busy but one of our trusted partners will be with you ASAP.

(Spot the similarities in the above to the previous text communication ....)

At 2200 I again called the RAC, again explaining that I was still now sitting in the passenger terminal at the ferry port with my bike now parked on the quay side as I'd had to physically push it off the ferry myself, awaiting recovery that I'd already paid for, to get me back to my home. This time the call centre operative that answered the call asked me to hold, I blew my top as that had happened on numerous occasions over the day and the line, playing music, would just die. The lass explained to me, that she'd noticed in my recovery history that the contract issued at 1903, to one of their local trusted partners, had been accepted, but with a condition that it would not be till 0800 the following day. She wanted time to speak to her line manager to resolve the issue as obviously no one else had picked up on it as they'd been sending out the automatic text updates. Her line manager came back on the call, agreed there had been an oversight and that she would do all she could to rectify the situation, she was adamant that she would call me back as soon as she had a resolution.

     2328    Just to confirm, we've logged you're breakdown and we're working on getting help to you. We'll send regular updates by text, so you don't have to call us.
     2340    We're sending one of our trusted partners to rescue you. Will be in touch shortly with the details.

I took a call from the line manager at around midnight, explaining that they were having extreme difficulty in getting a suitable vehicle to get me home. She asked if I would accept getting put in a local hotel overnight and continue the recovery the following day. I agreed, at that time of night I didn't look forward to spending the small hours trying to get comfortable in what amounts to be an airport lounge area with just the same hard seating. She advised that a local trusted partner would come to the ferry port, uplift me and my bike, take me to a local hotel for the night and take my bike into secure storage till the next morning, when they would collect me at the hotel and continue with the recovery.

     0041    Sorry if you're still waiting. It's very busy but one of our trusted partners will be with you ASAP.

I was final picked up after 0100, loaded the bike to the truck and then dropped off at a hotel in Stranraer. I'd enquired, when I was dropped off, if the driver knew when I'd be picked up again in the morning. He didn't, he advised that he wouldn't know until the morning, who may be allocated the job of recovering me home. He said if I hadn't heard by the back of 0900, to call the RAC again to find out. I finally made it into bed at 0130, totally shattered!

I rose the next morning, went for breakfast at 0815, at just after 9am, I called the RAC, I was advised that they would have their trusted partner contact me to advise. 10 minutes later I had a call from the trusted partner, advising they would uplift me from in front of the hotel in 10 minutes time. They dully arrived, I got in the truck, checked my other kit was still in the cab and we were on our way home. Finally cut dropped off back home at just after noon on Wednesday the 8th June.

I called my insurance company to find out why I no longer had recovery option on my insurance, as I know I was recovered back home from Edinburgh back in 2015. They dug into all their records. I apparently did have recovery inclusive in the breakdown cover back in 2014 & 15. I was not insured by them again until 2018, at which time the recovery option was an extra and I'd only opted for the basic breakdown cover when I started being insured by them again!



For some unknown reason, I got the following two texts on Thursday the 9th June, they must have been missing me!

     1735    We're sending one of our trusted partners to rescue you. Will be in touch shortly with the details.
     1834    Sorry if you're still waiting. It's very busy but one of our trusted partners will be with you ASAP.

Another year! January 2022.

Well another year has crept past! Main news ... I've Retired!! and bar 3 short trips into the office during the pandemic, I worked from home till the end. All be it the actual retirement ran over by 3 months. My employer asked if I would stay on, dropping to a 3 day week, for a further 3 month period to help my replacement settle into the estimators position,  I was asked in to the office for a chat in May, to discuss my replacement, who was due to start at the end of June early July. Which was when I was also asked to stay on for a further 3 months. I was back into the office for a few hours on the Monday my replacement was starting to welcome him into the fold and ensure he had an early grounding on the basics of our department, then a final visit the Monday after I finally retired on the 12th November 2021, to hand over the companies property that I had been using. I was shocked and astounded, as our MD gathered the office personnel around to make a retirement presentation, after all I had only been working for the company for 4 years and certainly hadn't expected any fuss to be made by my leaving, it was humbling, to say the least.
Some further updates; the motorhome sat awaiting the resolution of the failed diesel pump for over a year it was only in late February 2021 that it was finally repaired with the replacement of the diesel pump. Trying to get someone who would sacrifice the use of a ramp for the 2-3 day duration of the repair had been a nightmare, anyway our local company BS Autos finally came to the rescue. Kev and Leah had their bathroom totally overhauled, knocking the separate WC and bathroom into one room, repositioning the component parts and doing away with their bath in favour of a walk-in shower. Simon decided, being the 'dedicated gardner' that he's not, that he would like to try and find the boundaries of his ever diminishing rear garden again. Jane and I put a full weekend aside and moved to Dalgetty Bay from Friday to Sunday in the autumn, we ransacked his back garden demolishing many featured plantings that he had inherited when he bought the property, but which had now become an encumbrance. We generated a mini Everest on his back patio area which is still diminishing slowly, at the rate of one garden waste bin full, every second week, these past few months since and for the foreseeable future.
We got away for a 2 week holiday in the motorhome over the summer, when the restrictions of the lockdown we'd all endured eased substantially. We also did a one day visit (down and back to Kendal) for the christening of our Nephew Lawrence and his partner Sinead's young lad Aidan in November. I've also retired from the kite buggy scene, all be it, it's so far not recovered from the onset of the Covid19 pandemic, not totally given up on the sport as I still have all my own kit that I've used over the past 20 years but certainly handed over the reins of the SPKA to the others.
My garage has had a 'makeover' some of you that have witnessed its state over the years may be shocked to hear! As I knew all along, there wasn't a lot of 'junk' (well not in my eyes at least) it just needed better managed within the confines of its 400²ft. I had always said that my retirement would see my old motorbikes come back to life again from the dark corners of the garage that they had sunk into. After most of the past year of trying to prepare the internals of the garage such that the bikes could come back into the accessible central area (YES!, there is now such an area within it!!) I've now got them all visible and accessible AND recovered the two that have for years sat under a disintegrating tarpaulin at the end of the house, back in under cover too. Thanks to my old employer's generosity in their retirement gift, aside from the large wall clock they presented to me, I have also purchased a nice shiny bike lift that will adequately lift any of my bikes. The first to be worked on, my relatively recent purchase of 10 years hence, the Kymco 125 scooter that we used as auxiliary transport carried in the rear garage of the motorhome (now redundant these past 4 years since the advent of our 4 legged friend Harvey) is now sitting on the lift awaiting the replacement of a new exhaust system. Once that is done, it will be MOT'd and sold on which will free up some more space for the ongoing onslaught of the old bikes revamping.
Plans for this year are a spring trip with Jane's brother Stuart, we're heading across the sea to Ireland to do the 'Wild Atlantic Way', a 1600+ mile trip following the Atlantic coast line of Eire (Republic of Ireland). No doubt more will follow on this subject in subsequent blog posts.

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January 2021

Yet again, the blog has been taking a back seat. Well moving forward from October 2018;
Kev and Leah had a new kitchen installed and knocked down the adjoining wall to the living room. We had our usual tour of the country for our holiday in 2019, buggy race events as and when they occurred. Simon had decided he wasn't going to continue with accompanying me to the events as they were just becoming monotonous. I managed the odd local run out on the bike occasionally.
We decided we'd take the motor-home down for the Christmas week in 2019, with Simon joining us. The plan was to use the MH as an extra bedroom for Jane and I, with Simon using K&L's spare room. That was the plan ....
We set off on the 23rd with the intention of spending a week with K&L, we got as far as just South of Junction 40 (Penrith) on the M6 around 11:30am, when the MH died, we made it over to the hard shoulder and called for the recovery services. Initially they responded within about 40 minutes, sending a pickup truck towing a tri-axle trailer on the back. The driver prepped the trailer, ran out the winch line, started to draw the MH onto the trailer when it became apparent that the MH's length was grounding out at the rear end before we were anywhere near the fulcrum point of the trailer. The recovery guy decided they'd need to abandon that idea and requested a tow vehicle to tow us to the next services (point of safety), Tebay Services. After the best part of an hour a van finally arrived, drew a tow bar out of the back of the van and hooked us up. We set of for the Service station. It did make 50mph, dropping to 35 on the uphill stretches. We never left the hard shoulder for some reason, with all the shit off the road constantly pummeling the front of the MH. When we finally got to Tebay and parked up in the long vehicle area, the driver informed us he'd rarely gotten out of 3rd gear during the 17 mile trek down to Tebay. Anyway we had opted to get recovered back home, no point in going all the way down to K&L's, to then try and find a repair venue that would do it during the week we were scheduled to stay with them. Plan B was to get back home, transfer as much of our load as we could into my Octavia estate and set off again the following morning. It then transpired that the recovery team, that the insurance providers use for that area, didn't have a raised platform beaver tail type recover truck, hence why they'd initially sent out the tri-axle trailer. Obviously it was impracticable to tow us the 100 miles or so back home on the back of their van so they organised for a beaver tail to come across from Darlington, near Scotch Corner to take us back up the road to home. Needless to say that involved another delay of around 1 1/2 hours til that vehicle got to us. Anyway he got us loaded on the back and we set off for home arriving around 6:30pm. The recovery guy was brilliant, apart from his endless narrative of his life story all the way home, when we got to our house he was happy to reverse down our drive and decant the MH in it's usual spot at the gable end of the house.
After a takeaway meal, Simon and I fitted an old set of Roof bars from the garage (Kev had my original ones down at his house, they were due to come back home after that trip). Anyway we cobbled a couple of old bars together, fitted the roof box, loaded the car with all the presents etc., ready for setting off the next morning. It was obvious early on that Harvey wouldn't be able to occupy his usual area in the back of the estate so it was decided he'd need to share the foot-well in the front with Jane. We finally arrived at K&L's mid afternoon on Christmas eve. The sleeping arrangements were rehashed, with Simon making a bed each night on K&L's new sofa in the lounge and Jane & I having the spare room bed, we managed OK, Simon said the couch was comfortable enough.
That wasn't the end of it however. We'd decided that there was no rush in getting the MH repaired as it wouldn't be used again until the spring. Ian, the mechanic I use was briefed that it was a similar issue to the diesel pump failure 18 months previously and preliminary booked for around April to do the necessary repairs. That didn't go to plan though, as he had moved premises since the start of the year and he didn't have the same space facility to store the van while it was being worked on. He was hopeful of getting more room but that failed to materialise, hence it's still sitting here like a lame duck. Another local guy in the village is hopeful of doing it at some point when he can schedule it in. We'll wait and see!
Other than that, 2020 consisted of the Covid 19 pandemic as it evolved through the year. I started working from home full time in March, never been near the office since! the way things are going, it may well be the case that I'll retire from work completely, from my home office desk in August later this year!
Luckily we and our siblings have managed to avoid the virus and hope to continue to do so. Onward into yet another year, let's see what this one brings with it ....

So much for regular updates!

Well Harvey has been coming along fine, settling in well and we've had him almost a year now.
The festive season was a quiet one as was the early months of 2018.
In April, my two brother in laws, Stuart Brand and Mick Collins, joined me for a long planned trip doing the North Coast 500 around the North Scottish coast line on our motor bikes over a long weekend. I had the easy part, Mick started the journey North from Kent on the Wednesday, stopping with Stuart in Garstang, Lancaster, on the Wednesday night, they then both made their way North to ours for Thursday night before we set of for Inverness on the Friday Morning. A great trip made even better by the lack of rain (only had about 2 hours of rain on the Sunday evening). It was so good we plan to go back and do it again in reverse in 2019!
May saw us back darn Sath again for the first wedding of the year when our Niece, Vicky, & Elliot tied the knot in Weymouth.
June took us back across the Irish sea for this year's Celtic Challenge, (Scots V Irish) at Benone, again Scotland retained the Quaich.
July left me and the dog on our own as Jane visited the other side of the world, Brisbane, Sydney and the Barrier reef. Taking advantage of free board out there, with her youngest sister, out on a work secondment for 3 months.She had also decided that retirement was due for her and although she finished the school term at the end of June, her official retirement didn't start till mid August.
August we're traipsing back down the country for the second wedding of the year with Catherine and her Elliot tying the knot in Bexleyheath.
September, the SPKA AGM in St. Andrews at the start of the month then the last long weekend, we spent just South of Torness Power Station at a nice quiet site right on the beach, Harvey loved it! Unfortunately, our return trip home on the Monday ended up with a recovery that eventually got us and the MH back to base with a dicky diesel pump.
October first week, Simon and I were away to Borkum Island, the most Westerly Island in the Frisian group just off of Germany's north coast. A flight from Edinburgh to Schiphol, train North to Eemshaven in the Netherlands and the ferry over to Borkum. There we spent the week traipsing back and forward to the beach for the Kite Buggy World Championships. The last 2 weeks being in recovery mode!
Well that's us up to date again, let's see what the coming months have to offer us!

Life moves on!

Well here we are in November! Where did the year go?
Updates -
Being a house husband and having a misses that only works school term time has some advantages, we had a total of 6 weeks away in the motorhome during the summer punctuated with K&L having it for 10 days holiday over to Harris.
After 18 months on the scrap heap and getting bored with being a house husband, I started working again early in October! I shouldn't complain as I'm loving the work side of it, its draw back is the traveling. Its a 75 mile round trip on a daily basis traipesing back and forth along the M74/M8 with a 0730 start in the morning and 1630 finish Mo toTh, 1230 finish on a Friday.
We finally laid my dear old aunt Enids remains to rest with the internment of her ashes in the Smith family grave at Wordwell in the middle of October
We helped to celebrate our Kev and Leah's joint 30th birthdays towards the end of October.
We have a new member in the family, a Blue Roan Cocker Spaniel Dog puppy, now 9 weeks old and called Harvey! Having done boarding for Guide Dogs for so many years but of course getting them when fully house trained, is a totally different experiance to having an 8 week old puppy to take from scratch! Lets just say, after the first week of s**t and pee everywhere, we wonder just where this will end up? Only time will tell! :)

A New year ...

Well that's the first month of 2017 gone already! How quick was that?
February's woe's well, car has had its MOT, rear brake discs apparently aren't acceptable when under 1.5mm thick, so a new set of rear pads and new disks too, as the originals were deteriorating from the outside inwards. Says a lot that they still worked with such high efficiency. Oh and the Road Tax was due as well, not what one would call a cheap month, car wise.
A little relief on the vehicle front till May when both the Motorhome and the Pan Eu are due their respective MOT's.

I enjoyed my trip to Eire last weekend, caught up with past friends on the FISLY Council, we even managed to complete the agenda in one long day on the Saturday. Not that the trip started off well with me forgetting to lift my mobile phone before leaving home on the Friday evening and not discovering it till I was air-side of Security at the Airport. Never mind I managed to overcome that misfortune and enjoyed the rest of the trip.
If I haven't moaned personally to you, have you ever tried to find such a thing as a pay phone? A wee tip, don't bother they no longer seem to exist as I found to my detriment last Friday, a very pleasant princess in shining armour, in the form of one of Glasgow's finest WPC's came to my rescue and allowed me the opportunity, with the use of her phone, to at least let the wife know, contact would be difficult for my weekend away.

This month tends to be a bit of a quiet one generally, more so when I'm still slithering around on the scrapheap. The various tasks that have kept me 'busy' for the past 10 months are slowly coming to an end so I'll need to either invent some more or succumb to the issue of my garage, once the weather improves though, even with its insulated roof, it's still friggin freezing out there!
Well if anything startling comes along, I'll keep this posted, if not catch up with you all in another month or so.

More history in the intervening years ....

We moved into the realms of motorhome ownership in 2009, bought ourselves a 1992 6 berth naturally aspirated Talbot powered Elddis Autoquest 400. The first few outings taught us that this size of motorhome just isn't catered for in UK towns and villages. at around 24ft long only through & through type parking bays in non-height restricted car parks are 'usable' (not always suitable as sometimes they are too narrow too), so this prompted the addition of a heavy duty rack for the back and the purchase of a little 125cc Kymco Agility scooter as a run about, when we had to park in peripheral industrial estates. We used this for 3 years until its age caught up with it and it succumbed to the dreaded frame rot. We'd enjoyed the motorhome experience so much, we went looking for a replacement but with a few refinements to what we'd had; we wanted a fixed bed with a garage under and an engine with a bit more staying power on the hills.

As both our son's had now vacated the nest, 6 berth wasn't a requirement, however we found that to get the fixed bed & Garage option at an affordable cost, another 6 berth it would have to be. That quest evolved into the purchase of an Italian built Miller Arizona 2004, which we bought in the spring of 2012, and is still getting very well used to date, at least out-with the winter months. Not because of lack of heating or insulation of which both are quite adequate, just down to the external environment conditions over the winter months.

The acquisition of the Kymco Scooter also revitalised my passion for two wheels. A really good mate at work, Peter Kennedy, an Australian by birth, but a Scot by choice, was also into motorbikes. A chance sharing of a video clip in 2013, of racing at the Isle of Man T.T. had him salivating about going there to watch. We started making tentative plans to go the following year. He had an ST 1100 Pan European and I thought my Kymco scooter might struggle on such a trip. I looked towards getting one of my old stable of bikes back on the road but was struggling in sourcing parts and the thought of having to carry lead replacement along for the trip for petrol (my youngest steed was 1976) was also putting me off. I went looking for a slightly more modern bike with the original intention of buying and re-selling after the trip. I looked at a variety of machines on the second hand market, not modern, definitely not Sports, I wanted a tourer of some sort. As it turned out, I ended up buying an ST1100 too, in Silver as opposed to PK's Blue one and one year older, a 1994 model.

Our plans of going over for the T.T. were getting way laid by work; PK was getting shipped out to Asia for a few weeks. The T.T. got put on the back burner and I suggested the Manx GP instead as another option. Same location just an older style of bikes. So that became the target for early September 2014. As it was, PK got shipped out again up to Aberdeen the weekend before, it looked like he'd be back on the Tuesday so bookings were made for B&B & the ferry out on the Wednesday lunchtime and back on the Sunday Evening. We would only catch the senior race on the Friday but at least we would get time to tour around the island. As it turned out, the senior got red flagged on the 3rd lap so our viewing time was limited to say the least. Anyway, PK was hooked, longer term plans to get back the following year for either the T.T. or the Manx. Sad to say that never happened; PK took a heart attack and died, two months after our return.

The other outcome was the re-kindling of my love of motor cycling; I'd fell in love with the Pan Eu. After some intent discussions with the wife, as, honestly, I had intended selling it on again, it joined the rest in the garage and still gives me great pleasure getting out for a run as and when time and conditions allow. One never knows, I might still manage a return trip to the Island in the future. I'd also like to do the North Coast 500 around Scotland.

Some history in the intervening years

I was, and still am, involved with the Scottish Power Kite Association. Since competing in the European Kite Buggy Championships in Benone, Northern Ireland, September 2005, the SPKA have run an annual race series and sent various competitors to the international events over the years. Through this I've made a massive amount of fellow enthusiast friends in the kite buggy world. I used to compete both in our own series and most years at the internationals up until 1st April 2012 (April fools day) and yes, I was that fool! I got gallous and stayed with too big a kite for the conditions, got lofted out the buggy and the hard landing popped 3 ribs off of my sternum, I've only raced once since and that wasn't competitively by any manner.

2007 saw me with a brush with the big 'C', cancer, in the form of Penile cancer, to an extent I was lucky, the radical surgery that followed left me a much smaller 'man' than previously but that was it! after the surgery with both CT and MRI scans, no further trace of cancer was found in the rest of my body. To date still none! Despite a recent Colonoscopy following the bi annual excrement testing, that showed traces of blood, no issues were found in my bowel.
EDIT:- Radio 2 had an article on Penile Cancer on 14/10/16 a link for any guys to read Checkyourtackle There have been more sites come to light in recent months, Orchid, Fighting Male Cancer and a face book closed group, Penile Cancer Awareness and Support . Through these groups a Penile Cancer Ribbon has been adopted from a design by John Francis Grasso. A face book profile picture frame is also available, search for 'Penile_Cancer_Awareness' to add it to your profile picture.

July 2015, my last surviving blood relative from the previous generation, my dad's sister, Aunt Enid, succumbed to old age at the age of 94! We've still to lay her to rest so to speak as she had opted to have her body donated for the furtherance of medical science. This is generally a two year exercise where her body is used to help the training of a dedicated group of future medical personnel, so next year, 2017, we'll finally get to inter her.

2016 Year to date ....

Ok main events:-

My Mother in Law, Pat Brand passed away in February at the age of 86. A sad time for all but a release at the same time as she was slowly succumbing to dementia. Her ashes were layed to rest along side those of my father in law, George who we lost a number of years ago.

April, made redundant, as my employer, who went into Administration a month previously was finally closed down by the Administrators.

June, after almost 67 years since its inception, we signed over the title of the Avon Valley Motor Cycle Club premises at 3 Dunlop St. Strathaven. The end of the club, with only a few members left, each one having dug deep in the pocket to cover ongoing repair costs and with the potential repair costs of the future, to have tried and maintained ownership of the premises would have been crippling. As per the constitution, all proceeds from the Clubs account after bills etc. were donated to the Erskine Hospital. We handed over a cheque for over £29,000.00, the Hospital, or as it is now, a home for veterans, are to buy a special Wheelchair Access Vehicle, this will be ready in January 2017 and the remaining last members have been asked to return and make a final presentation of the vehicle to Erskine.

October, although as a Club, the Avon Valley no longer exists, those of us left still meet, now at a house in Strathaven, on a Wednesday evening, as most of us have done for most of our lives. From one such meeting came the knowledge of the existence of an indoor Electric powered Bike Moto X track in East Kilbride, Hyper Trax . Having visited a couple of times to watch, I was intending doing the same in mid-month to tie up with a couple of kite buggy mates who were heading over from the East coast for an evening session, having arrived and learning that it was a quiet Tuesday evening, I took the plunge and signed up for a session (2 x 10 minute stints on the track) along with Stu and Pete, great fun!, thoroughly enjoyed it even though my severe lack of fitness left me gasping for breath after both runs.

Trouble was that wasn't the end of it .... I Awoke on the Wednesday morning, sore thighs, rest of me not to bad.... I awoke on the Thursday morning Arggghhhhh!  My thighs felt like two massive knots of muscle suspended from my torso! Sitting and rising from seats took a lot of arm work lowering and lifting as my legs just didn't want to respond. It was Sunday evening before I could say my legs felt like they were a part of me again.

November, the bike mates are heading down for another session at Hyper Trax this Wednesday coming, 16th, me, I'll be back watching again, as I've a buggy race event on the end of the week and can't afford to feel like a legless loon for two days while setting up courses for racing on the beach!

I'm still unemployed, well technically I'm not, as I'm no longer a statistic in the unemployment figures since the six months allocation of Job Seekers allowance ended. I've already amassed 45 years of NI contributions, with only requiring 35 years' worth, to be eligible for my old age pension (if it still exists) in under 5 years' time, there was no point in continuing to sign on every two weeks just to accrue my NI stamp. Therefore I signed off of the register.

More to follow...


I'm back!

Hey! it's now 12 years on from when I made my first entry here back in 2004. Like most things, life has moved on and my brain power, which was never over remarkable, had lost all knowledge of what was done for the one and only page that was ever on my section of our family web site.

I must be one of the luckier 'older' generation these days, to have two sons that are both very computer literate, each in their own way and both, very tollerant, of their 'auld man' in his endeavours to work within what I would say, for me, is ground level in the creation stakes of the world wide web.

Kev is responsable for setting up a web site that one of my hobbies is related to, namely the Scottish Power Kite Association SPKA Between him and Simon, who now helps tremendously with the association managing the results and the gallery, they enabled a facility for me to 'get in to it' and make changes/updates where I think fit or where new information is required. Needless to say, my lack of any indepth knowledge of these systems has lead to a few phoo-pahs over the years, all of which one or the other of them fixes for me,

Anyway back to here, My Blog!

'Blog' what a name, never mind lets see where it takes us from here on in.

(Below is/was my one page on this web site, now converted into a Blog post so history is preserved.)

Hello and welcome! (to the big orange :-s)

Please bare with me as I try to make these old fingers press the correct buttons to create a web site for ME! With two sons that seem to use these modern fangled things as an extension to there arms I'm getting left way behind and intend to at least bring myself up to a level where I might not be equal to them but at least have a basic knowledge of what they are achieving with all the fancy bits added.

My passion these days has moved off at a slight tangent from my lifetime hobby of motorcycling and moved into a more enviromentaly friendly aspect utilising the power of the wind to give the exhilaration of acceleration and speed to trigger the adrenalin and give a bit of a buzz.

Its known as kite buggying or by the more sophisticated name of parakarting. Basically its a three wheeled contraption that you park your backside in, a couple of inches from the ground and use a Power Kite to pull you along. Steering is effected by your feet on footpegs either side of the front wheel and brakes are controlled by the position of the kite in relation to your direction of travel.


Buggy Pics
Mk2 at Stevenstons downhill
Mk2 after the down hill
Mk2 buggy at Stevenston
Mk2 buggy through the rough.
when it was nice and new
Mk2 when it was nice and new
Mk3 Buggy Fork in production
Forming the forks
for the Mk3 buggy

Buggy Rack
Buggy rack on the roof
the buggy rack at rest
Buggy rack rear view
viewed from the rear
pulled out to the rear
drawn out to the rear
ready to unload
ready for off loading
unload from the rear
ready to unload from the rear
one off one left
one down, one to go
Buggy rack sign
the rack with its new signs
at an angle showing its neighbour
and the back of the other one